he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
