Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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