We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I need water and some morals
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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