So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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