I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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