Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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