just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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