Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I cannot find my penis.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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