a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Found your dick twin last night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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