He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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