What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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