I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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