Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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