ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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