sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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