How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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