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(318): View more from Louisiana

Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

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(315): View more from New York

Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face

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(406): View more from Montana

Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.

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