it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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