You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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