butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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