girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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