Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
