stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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