just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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