Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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