Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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