just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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