Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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