he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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