Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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