She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
and you fell through a lawn chair
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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