playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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