He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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