What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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