3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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