On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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