brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
