Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
pop tarts are not kleenex
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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