I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
