like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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