He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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