a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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