you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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