well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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