i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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