i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize