Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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