Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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