Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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