Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you win again, gameday.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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