Rock
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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