About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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