Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Watching her eat just hurts me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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