With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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