It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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