I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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