Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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