Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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