WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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