There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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